We, the only and biggest corporation on earth have a fantastic oportunitiy for you! Do you like working for free? Do you want to help us continue to be the biggest and only corporation on earth? Do you hate free time and hollydays? Then this job offer is right for you!

In order to participate, you just have to solve one of our puzzles in less than 58 milliseconds, and then write a 1432 page essay explaining why you think this company is the greatest in existence and why you would like to work for us.

Please file all necessary paperwork to jobs@pudim.xyz. Note that our average time of response is 27 weeks.